Just to clarify. I’m not a hipster… I just thought it was insanely clever.. Carry on; I’m a lumberjack. I work out by punching trees until they break. Then I inject testosterone directly into my muscles using a hose and a two by four. It’s pretty intense but I’m man enough to handle it. I only eat raw beef ripped from a real living cow with my bare hands. I haven’t showered since 1995 but people think the smell is really freaking hot. By law, I’m not allowed to give high-fives as the sound is as loud as a thunderclap and it startles anyone within a 10 mile radius. Any clothing you see me wearing is actually woven from my own chest hair. Ontario, Canada. Girl. body, a, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/food/foo-4/foo333.cur), progress;}Tumblr (3.0; @hardcorehipsterr)http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/983f3f682bb2d0c2212d21d101a6ea51/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e24566986b690c2c1599e3398064a43/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1cd06c25c1e38536b5f3ae856e70cbe/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1908e417c2e4b745c73b48efa3858264/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdfa2a770aaeb1f6862449f60942ea42/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a80780cea41ff2254f657c1da8ee4a45/tumblr_mklusqlEXG1qb4mxmo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://nerdinabowtie.tumblr.com/post/51032058770/hermione-just-stole-all-of-our-shit" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nerdinabowtie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Hermione just stole all of our shit”</p></blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51033444250http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51033444250Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8151Wpvb1qepnxno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://twinkmob.tumblr.com/post/51020301954/theinsufferablefan-messyfandom" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">twinkmob</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theinsufferablefan.tumblr.com/post/47131572692/messyfandom-gloomyteens-my-sim-is-on-tumblr" target="_blank">theinsufferablefan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://messyfandom.tumblr.com/post/47105095641/gloomyteens-my-sim-is-on-tumblr-omg-even-your" target="_blank">messyfandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gloomyteens.tumblr.com/post/32683615066/my-sim-is-on-tumblr-omg" target="_blank">gloomyteens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my sim is on tumblr omg</p> </blockquote> <p>even your fake life has no life</p> </blockquote> <p>look at how many reblogs they have though, shit</p> </blockquote> <p>i love this photo</p></blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51027848427http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51027848427Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05ebf2735787a319617c01b95ef65202/tumblr_mfgd7hdRq21qz7v0zo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f2745cb439420ae4395dd47f389d4f1/tumblr_mfgd7hdRq21qz7v0zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023234878http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023234878Tue, 21 May 2013 19:01:01 -0400<blockquote> <p>hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023209375http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023209375Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12bf793f2f6001415948736843502147/tumblr_mn4mk4Ck9l1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotstriderbutt.tumblr.com/post/50966180696/brodave-malformalady-tree-struck-by" target="_blank">hotstriderbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brodave.tumblr.com/post/50966078651" target="_blank">brodave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malformalady.tumblr.com/post/50958113113/tree-struck-by-lightning-caused-the-bark-to" target="_blank">malformalady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree</p> </blockquote> <p>nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese</p> </blockquote> <p>r u kidding me</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023205344http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023205344Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/361e939a52a2442e94a96b24be6d3469/tumblr_mn4afgZ0tL1rv7iejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023176715http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023176715Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g1vexvQ51rrx8imo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023172706http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023172706Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:14 -0400<p><a href="http://catpun.tumblr.com/post/50883928120/people-who-think-your-grades-reflect-your" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">catpun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1ce4867399698038fc5d5f66a0226e55/tumblr_inline_mn2xaaC8RT1qz4rgp.gif" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023163028http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023163028Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee921a3d976de296a672dedb878ecd0f/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5995013dc00b9dc4fb7799ce219673fe/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecf83679300e2c92cf759c6bc123959e/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023153078http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023153078Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chloweafterdark.tumblr.com/post/50896964727/casualcynic-so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working" target="_blank">chloweafterdark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casualcynic.tumblr.com/post/50851952982/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same" target="_blank">casualcynic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.</p> <p>This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.</p> <p>…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.</p> </blockquote> <p>He forgot the forty two cents though</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023113492http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023113492Tue, 21 May 2013 18:59:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://longlivesherlock.tumblr.com/post/50218789462/whorville-whorville-which-letter-of-the" target="_blank">longlivesherlock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/47817013807/whorville-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-has-the" target="_blank">whorville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/47816991965/which-letter-of-the-alphabet-has-the-most-water" target="_blank">whorville</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?</p> </blockquote> <p>The C</p> </blockquote> <p>I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023046236http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51023046236Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc2dedf56f874b3cb4c884b889dcd4c0/tumblr_mn4k0noXOM1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/51018932844/see-more" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">see more</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022947515http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022947515Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76xloikpC1qc40l7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76xloikpC1qc40l7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022934096http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022934096Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:06 -0400<p><a href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/51002695487/rneerkat-what-if-your-eyebrows-are-two-lovers" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/51002624674/what-if-your-eyebrows-are-two-lovers-that-dream-of" target="_blank">rneerkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together</p> </blockquote> <p>thats the quickest ive lost a follower</p></blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022926784http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022926784Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d86334cc421d148ea864d1fa99a3e77/tumblr_mn4zmamTSw1qa3f2po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moltres.tumblr.com/post/50975160657/i-feel-like-these-are-definitely-the-4-stages-of" target="_blank">moltres</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022910436http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022910436Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://zo-wie.tumblr.com/post/51013366881/ily-zach" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">zo-wie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>ily zach </p></blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022881435http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022881435Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mea7d4a7Ta1rxhz9do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fudgedeelight.tumblr.com/post/50455531691/cleophatrajones-theuppitynegras-i-literally" target="_blank">fudgedeelight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleophatrajones.tumblr.com/post/50432386120/theuppitynegras-i-literally-had-to-get-up" target="_blank">cleophatrajones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theuppitynegras.tumblr.com/post/50431630895/i-literally-had-to-get-up-leave-the-room-bury-my" target="_blank">theuppitynegras</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream</p> </blockquote> <p>Crying hysterical tears</p> </blockquote> <p>lolololololololol</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022624398http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022624398Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snorlaxatives.tumblr.com/post/36472415296/siblings-born-within-the-same-year-make" target="_blank">snorlaxatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022574757http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022574757Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64bbef84f3e9c820070e18605de50ed1/tumblr_mn111tPDKN1r50vbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scarymerry.tumblr.com/post/50879425911/thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend-my-ap-euro" target="_blank">scarymerry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend.tumblr.com/post/50784535868/my-ap-euro-teacher-wouldnt-let-our-class-watch" target="_blank">thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.</p> </blockquote> <p>that is the face of a man who is 24601% done</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022521513http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022521513Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m-oonblaze.tumblr.com/post/47533192327/everyones-getting-into-relationships-and-you-know" target="_blank">m-oonblaze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb</p> </blockquote>http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022508083http://hardcorehipsterr.tumblr.com/post/51022508083Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:38 -0400